Sunday, October 12, 2008

Mission accomplished (surprise, surprise)

Just an update for people who care about my oven situation.

After the ruckus of taking the oven apart multiple times, my father told me I have to just start using it and see what happens.

Friday night I baked off a pie crust using Mark Bittman's recipe. There was a smell, but it was the smell of about ¼ of a hot, rotten vagina. And it was mixed with a smell closely akin to shrinky dinks.

Today, my family hosted a "brownie throwdown". Apparently there's some television program with people who have throwdowns. I know nothing of these things. Anyway, in order to participate, I had to make my famous chocolate-mint brownies. I made them and there was maybe - and only maybe - about a ⅛ hot, rotten vagina smell.

I think that is the sweet smell of success. Although, of all the brownies, mine got the fewest votes, I think because mine aren't crazy sweet but just sweet enough (if you ask me). Also, Christmas is saved. I was worried that if this didn't resolve itself, I wouldn't be able to make any of my favorite holiday treats.

It's a hot, rotten vaginas miracle!



Blogger Joey B said...

I never realized that hot, rotten vagina smell had a half-life.

October 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Myszkowski said...

Hilarious, Joey B! That made me laugh out loud!

October 13, 2008 at 6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will buy you a brand new stove if you will just stop saying that.


October 14, 2008 at 8:55 AM  

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